#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via ohtomfelton)
Expectation:
Reality:
via sodamnrelatable
draco malfoy: hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i am a racist
i hate gingers
and mudbloods
i despise gryffindor house
and my parents work for the man who killed your parents
would you like to be my friend?
(Source: jordan-reamy)